IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

As of July 16, 2023, I am officially

years old.

That means only 49 years until I'm 69! Nice.

Not much has happened this time around. Probably because I'm an adult now and most people, myself included, don't care as much about my birthday.

"Well if you don't care much about your birthday then why are you making a page about it???"

Two major reasons:

1. It's fun
2. Fuck you

Either way, I don't actually have that much to put here except the official Yung Wake Birthday Shake, sold for a limited time at a non-existent McDonald's near you!

Mortality rate decreased over 1% from the Grimace version!